can keep your eyes off my fatty daddy
you’re not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen. the stakes are high, the game is on, solve it!
get to know me meme: 1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS
"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."
my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold